Wouldn't that be arrrsmosis?

Makes post about pirates.

Some born with a caul are destined to greatness.

But I don't wanna be a pirate!

At $65 a pop, your average art history major couldn't afford these.

One nit to pick: Umm, carrying around a vial of blood, no matter how super the properties of said blood may be, is not a good idea, since without it being frozen, it's going to congeal and turn into useless, smelly goop in less than an hour. Congratulations, Jarvis! You frakked up the only chance to make more super…

Whoa. How did my comment reply to you? I was commenting on the main article and somehow it around up as a reply to you.

Okay, now I'm going to say this as politely as I possibly can:

I know this is tragic an' all, but I cannot stop laughing.

What's that, Other Barry? Kill them all? Sure thing, Other Barry.

I'm conflicted.

Funny thing is, I never got the notion that Vader would have any less respect for his stormtroopers than Anakin would have for his clone troopers. It was always the incompetent officers he disliked.

Umm... 'brushed under the rug'? Perhaps you didn't catch Original Sin. It came out a few months ago. It was all about 616 Nick Fury.

New energy power? New costume? I feel like we've been down this road befo...

I do what I can.

What, Lindsay Lohan hasn't sued them yet for using her likeness?

Take my damn star and get outta here.

Oh, didn't you know? Superheroes are only for boys. Girls just want barbie dolls.