Oh my God I had not considered this.

I would say that dumping aliens into the remaining Earth reality would have a beneficial effect on the extended show universe. It would allow each show to break out of the Freak of the Week formula and change it up, inject more drama and messages. The shows wouldn’t have to continue to be so focused on catching the…

ZING

“Oh no, I belittled something and got some pushback and since I am a stupid bully I don’t know how to respond so I will say goodbye and pretend that I won.”

Doom 3: after sneaking through this hellish facility for hours and only surviving by the skin of my teeth, I entered a room, turned to look at the wall and freaked out at my own reflection in a mirror and shot all of the ammo in my clip at it.

You kidding? The Dredd from the comics would fucking love Trump. 

Oh boy, this bullshit I made years ago is RELEVANT AGAIN

brb, hunting madly about for my Golden Sun kart for the 6,789th time.

I’m going to see if I can’t get this running on my Raspberry Pi.

What is it with Kotaku and Io9 having staffers that don’t know anything about the topics they’re writing about these days? It’s not Hyrulian. That’s not a thing. It’s Hylian.

I’d put my fist up their backsides.

“Hey, you, the person paying a lotta money to go see Rihanna and Beyonce in person”

Just take him to a pokémon center, guys.

Incorrect.

Now look, I’m stupidly excited over this new Ghostbusters film, but that doesn’t mean I can’t lust after some meaty, meaty Murray cock.

What is up withJapanese animated characters and nazi imagery? I see it constantly and I’m just confused why this is such a constant thing in their design choices.

I sent all of the people with the highest endurance out into the wasteland to scout around and spent the next hour setting up a super-efficient vault.

So that’s how the series will end: not by White Walker, not by Wildings, but by Radroach.

Nah, you were only my enemy in the comics.