Someone needs to overdub Amel's dialogue here over the actual opening of the show.

obvious troll is obvious.

Yeah ... I see a night elf and a tauren. That's basically where the similarities stop.

A movie is on TV. Four boys are walking down train tracks.

Chock full of Pokémon books!

Again, I'll drag out my anecdote of how, earlier this year, I went to WonderCon and accidentally called a badass King Thranduil cosplayer Tauriel.

Huh. I'm surprised.

Halo 3? Is this not the Silent Cartographer map from the first Halo?

Oh, boo hoo. Gen 1 and Gen 2 both had great pokémon in them. Gen 3 even had some great critters running around. If anything, Game Freak and Nintendo have revised and tweaked the gameplay formula to be a LOT better than it was in the original game.

Two of them are Egyptian, and we all know that Egyptians are actually white, right, Hollywood?

There's a great Minecraft machinima series that does exactly that.

How did they make it spin like that? I'm guessing maybe they exported it to Maya or something, rendered out an animation, and composited everything in After Effects?

Relevant.

Well, they can shut down the video game industry now. Clearly, this is the apex.

I'm saving this image for future use.

What, the headline doesn't tell you what you're about to see well enough?

Time for Alfred to roll out another clone.

So he turned from Yu-gi-oh into Sora?

God. Even his voice sounds like my fuck of a stepfather. This whole fucking thing is just bringing up a LOT of anger from my childhood.

Gastroenterologists also think they're God's gift to comedy. It's like, Doc, can you please shut the fuck up for like five minutes while you're blowing pressurized water up my ass? I feel like maybe my guts are about to blow up and I'm worried that you're not paying attention because you're in the middle of your tenth…