We've used the same moving company twice here (NYC) and adored them—their guys were calm, clean, quiet, and astonishingly cheerful for having to schlep our stuff down four floors—so we tipped, but I don't remember the percentage. I think the tip worked out to a couple hundred dollars, split four ways, for a four-hour…

With all due respect, Big Business or go home.

The Amazon author photo seems like a stock photo, to me. Colorado isn't so liberal that you could be a mother of a high schooler and let your erotica-writing flag fly free.

$30K a month?! *shreds MFA degree*

Though I'm past
one hundred thousand miles
I'm feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my Bill I love him very much
he knows

Sizzeriously.

Be right back, getting the phrase "ding dang Bouguereau painting" tattooed.

I just shrug and buy my daughter stuff from the boys' section at Old Navy, Gap, etc. Dinosaur socks should be for everyone, dammit!

:) I think there's only one left on Vaclavak now! Alas/hurray...

Not far off—fried cheese! :) (Spreadable=pomazánkové.)

If you're not set on having a traditional wedding dress, would something like the infinity dress work? I went with a summer dress from J Crew; it wasn't fancy, but I didn't have the massive traditional shindig, either, so it worked. :) It was also under $200—and (just in case this isn't too directly contradictory to…

...[I]t's clearer than ever what kind of woman Vogue finds Vogue-worthy: The taller, longer-limbed, svelter version of reality. In Comp 101, we call this "still miles and miles away from being a thesis statement."

The other way to look at it is: What publisher would say no to Drew Barrymore?

Click on the "People" tab, and scroll down: https://www.quantcast.com/jezebel.com?qc….

Rehor Samsa, is that you?

I married the guy I consider my complete opposite, and most of the time it's fascinating. There are, however, moments when we stare at each other and just blink in horror.

Nice! It's a fabulous dress! :)

This is on sale now—$59.95. :) (I fell into this timesink from the Christmas-gift-for-Mom post.) Great find!

I wonder if this is written in some M.D. textbook. My doc also told me, at 18, "You shouldn't gain any more weight for the rest of your life." Ok! That's logical! Thanks!

Someone needs to tell the voters of Manhattan that, because he's running for mayor and was ahead of the frontrunner, Christine Quinn, as of last weekend.