It does disfigure you. And we're not even talking about the stitches!

Elaine Stritch: "I love Birmingham, Michigan. It’s lovely—you know, it’s very similar to the Hamptons." Love her. That interview broke my heart.

January Jones's dress: very Into-the-Woods-meets-Starlight-Express. IN A GOOD WAY.

Well, there was that one show with Martha Stewart, so the possibilities are endless, really.

Yeezus Khrist, enough already.

Yes! I mean, I think I have. Is it the most recent one available on Netflix? Good season. And, as a bonus, I now seem to be able to have my needs catered to (at least, at home) by bellowing, "I AM CESARE BORGIA!" But the last episode basically had HUBRIS HUBRIS HUBRIS in a neon sign all over it, for that dude...

"Gasolina." Seriously, it's all I heard from 2004-2008, living in Europe and the Middle East.

"No. Are you?"

It grinds my gears that

God! That looks terribly painful. :( Dare I ask what kind of dog?

I like the beach in spring, fall, and winter—when it's desolate, and when I don't turn into a lobster ten minutes after walking out there.

A few too many gin and tonics: Kalustyan's is in Manhattan. Sorry for any confusion! :)

Think Coffee (near NYU); the new Stumptown location in the W. Village (but very few tables); 'sNice (W. Village, great sandwiches and coffee, but no computers at some tables 'til after 3); Ground Support (W. Broadway, tables in back, too*); and the amazing Queens Kickshaw, well worth a trip to Astoria (Broadway and…

All three of those places are relatively close to Boulder—you're not going far from the mountains. I'd live in one of those three and leave the city for nights/weekends—you do not want to do I-25 in the morning or evening.

Yes! I love all the original Ramona ones. :)

Another great one: all the key elements of the book are right here. Even though the cover is mainly dark (and so is the story), there's a promise of warm-fuzzy with the way Danny and his dad are drawn.

Most of my immediate choices are biased toward books I adored as a kid; seeing the covers (or hearing/reading the title and remembering the covers) is like seeing family.

Why do you think that?

Are you hiring?! :)

It's the second photo in the NYDN story.