All we are saying is give bleach a chance.

@ScarletSigh: To give you the benefit of the doubt, I'm imagining that you speak 12 languages as fluently as you do your mother tongue, without a trace of an accent, and possibly with the ability to be less snide in each.

@malishka: What an ass. Why can't he go through student government or such to screen his precious film?

@miss_sassy_pants: Thanks!

Any good apartment-finding search engines besides Padmapper, Hotpads, and Craigslist? Thankee.

Here's hoping that you get a percentage of the Schreiber and son subway shot!

@go out and love someone: You may need to change your handle to "stay in and love." ;)

@grace darling: Of course, not all American creative writing degrees are MFAs. Or devoid of critical-theory foundations.

@allison_is: Amsterdam, hands down. There is nothing to do in Brussels, which takes the fun out of actually doing nothing.

I realize that they're not environmentally friendly at all, but those packs of tiny disposable toothbrushes (i.e. Colgate Wisp) are God's gift to oral hygiene and general civility on long-haul flights. Bonus: you always have a spare one to press on an equally hairy-breathed seatmate.

@slf72: Yes. Amen to this.

@maggeimerc: See number 2: [jezebel.com]

@tate: I wouldn't let the rate of responses on here affect you; the messages on open threads fly past so quickly that if you miss 5 minutes, the posts have changed completely. You can always re-post something if you think it's gone unnoticed! :)

@StupidFace: Musée Carnavalet, for the history of Paris. Place des Vosges. And any cafe with a Poilâne bread sticker on the window (delicious), if they still do that...

@Alohamaid: And back atcha.

@boxspelunker: Bolt, and sign up for whatever their frequent-flyer/-rider thing is, since it lets you board before everyone else and feel terribly smug.

@Slatka: That's like the miserly grocery store where I once worked in the deli for a summer. Their employee discount? A penny off your bill (if you were dumb enough to buy something from them on break). I thought of it more as a "Screw you" gesture to employees.

@LaComtesse: The beer garden is great early on, but it can get a little frat-partyish in the evening. Koliba, one more stop north, is good for stick-to-your-ribs Slovak nosh. And if you walk south from the beer garden, Titan Foods is pretty much the ultimate Greek grocery store and bakery (which is saying a lot, for…

@so much honey: What does your lease say? That seems insane!

@Alohamaid: No longer working as an editor, but try me.