@la.donna.pietra: Indeed. I thought most of it was pretty undermine-y, especially the dig toward the end that referred to "the Clinton women's complicated hair history."

Jesus, Daily Beast, could you really think of no other analogy for the level of organization and secrecy for the thing? [bit.ly] : "nuptials as the Normandy Invasion."

@isacloud: Sadly, I have no real idea of where to stay, but you can always run the hotel name through here: [bedbugregistry.com] What's your price range?

@elijabet: No, it's perfectly reasonable—you're the hosts, after all. I'd add it to the page sooner than later so that no one claims, "But I didn't know!"

@rotorgirl: Thanks! :)

@rotorgirl: I love the photos of where you've flown. Did you get up as far as Roanoke? If you see the star on Mill Mountain, buzz it* for me, please. ;)

COTILLARD: I think making cupcakes is a beautiful thing. There is this thought that goes, If you make cupcakes and make cupcakes and stop making cupcakes, then ultimately you'll find what you need. But I think maybe if you don't make cupcakes you wouldn't have the experience of making them and then won't find it at…

I'd add one last hashtag:

@sympathyforthebasementcat: Yep, NPR's piece on this yesterday highlighted exactly that point; the piece also claimed that Old Spice sales *in general* saw a bump, but this doesn't seem to be in the transcript online.

@roodles: Books, books, books. iPod. Snacks. Writing. Crosswords. Snacks. Crappy in-flight movie. Walking. Earplugs. Dramamine.

@mewkabulu: I hope this doesn't sound rude, but you're only 22! Give yourself some time. Trust that you know what's right for you, and don't settle for anyone less than someone who respects you and your worldview. It's your life, not your mother's.

@LaComtesse: Sure, Facebook group or hashtag, but I feel like any hashtag is fairly public, so maybe that's out. Something involving constructive criticism and a deadline would keep me accountable; I'm not sure where the best place to house that sort of thing is.

@LaComtesse: Hmm, I'd be up for this (virtually and/or in real life).

@Rilo-Andy: Nothing to do with your post (sorry), but you saw this below, right? [jezebel.com]

@shorty63136: God. Sending strong good vibes. Hope your friend's mom is ok.

Based on that photo of Lindsay, I think it's fair to say that the stakes in the Jezebel "best hand-on-chin photo" contest have been seriously upped.

@jasminetea: Oops, I read right over the 4 weeks part and thought it was somehow for the whole summer. You're right; 4 weeks is manageable! Good luck! :)

@jasminetea: Can you do it on a trial basis (of, say, a week or 2 weeks)? That way, you get time to determine whether it's going to work, and the temporary roommate understands that things could change (and could look for another place in the meantime). "We'll try this for a week and at the end of that week, I'll let…

@elliotellsworth: Luncheon meat more than 3 days old. And really, if anyone gives me shit about food phobias, I begin to regale them with the gory details of a spectacularly bad episode of food poisoning. That usually shuts them up.

@Rilo-Andy: I began taping giant notes on my front door to the UPS guy with date, printed name, signature, where the package was coming from, and indication of with whom/where to leave the package. So far it's worked as a pre-emptive strike against those damn yellow "Sorry We Missed You (But Not Really)" slips they…