Smarchy
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Vote vote vote vote vote. Vote in every local election. Vote every time they crack the door to the polling place. Fucking VOTE.

OK, I want more of the story they are doing, with the awesome music, and their cast! Please?!

Only problem I can see with removing auto-ban is that it will take longer for abusive people (and scammers) to be banned from the site, if banning can only happen after human review.

Uh, they clearly have one

If my Twitter feed over the last day is any indication, this is by far the most important information to come out of the extras:

It doesn’t... for you.

It’s very simple: they did it because they hate you. No, not the audience, you specifically. “I’m going to ruin Star Wars for det-devil-ails,” Rian Johnson says in the commentary.

Yes. At around 1:14 in the director’s commentary, Rian Johnson explains that every choice was made specifically to ruin your personal childhood.

Somewhere there is footage of this and I bet it is adorable.

White people really like imagining racism.

In all fairness, not everyone is constantly photographing themselves, so most of their pictures are going to be “photo-worthy” events like trips, marathons, or other such activities. Personally, I like those, because it gives some nice small-talk starters.

What if they smile with a closed mouth, like me? I have perfectly normal teeth, it’s just how I smile naturally.

Yeah, this is a non problem. Unless you get the guy out to the local, deserted lover’s lane and whip off your mask to reveal you’re actually Cthulu, no worries.

I have a feeling it’s because many straight men think taking good, well-composed selfies or asking someone to photograph them when they look fresh to death is “girly.”

Cars are the only time I see the light of day.

I know, right?!? So un-original.

Actually, that scene with Dormamu is an apt metaphor for dealing with an insurance adjuster.

Insurance Bureau of British Colombia, I have come to bargain!

It’s not like you’ve got a huge list of projects at your door.

Holy Christ. Also: who the fuck enjoys watching this shit?