This all seems very... stupid. Do people actually like this shit?

u r so mad n edgy

What if whatever direction I blow ends up being wind?

I’m a long-time Android user who’s thinking seriously of moving to iOS. I’m tired of feeling like a test subject for Google.

I lived in a small town and my mother worked at the only store selling condoms 

Poor MSN Messenger doesn’t even get an obituary 

wow u are so mature

I’ve never spoken to a server on behalf of someone else and can’t imagine doing so 

“By not giving him what he wants up front, you become his girlfriend without him realizing it.”

Butter on one side, mayo on the other

People getting so pissed off because a dude made a YouTube video of his friends getting sprinkled. You guys need a vacation.

The woman simply made a mistake

I don’t take my shoes off because of bacteria, I take my shoes off because I’m not a filthy heathen.

19 is a grown-ass woman, my dude

Is Facebook down, Grandpa?

And yet now we have half naked women in hottubs, doing literally nothing related to gaming.

A group of criminals nearly murdered someone and we’re complaining about them being called a gang?

I’m a dude and I strive to be as decent and respectful as possible. I expect zero recognition for the “effort” of being a decent human, and never in my life have I spent a day worried I’ll run afoul some unknown rule and get blasted to hell for it.

Thoren Bradley

“I pay taxes, I shouldn’t have to follow the law” isn’t quite the take they seem to think it is.