You have to keep a sealed hamper

White people want to be poor so bad.

Sorry, the real youth actually seem to be fixing shit these days

I don’t know much about apes from outer space, but the ones *I’ve* seen on Earth don’t speak English!

In an ideal world:

I think the first amendment issue is due to it being the federal government’s adoption of the human right to freedom of speech, such that the two are conflated. You also see the two conflated in people saying that obstruction or or retaliation for expression isn’t a violation of the right to free speech because it’s…

This seems kind of pointless. Most people aren’t going to have guns in their profile pictures. I don’t see any harm in the people who do. Especially if you’re going to let cops and soldiers still brandish their guns in pictures, what’s the point?

If you are her defense attorney, I’ll allow.

yeah, I hate this argument. if you don’t want to watch it, don’t watch it.

Oh dear, you seem to be making a lot of assumptions about me based on the silly little song I made in a few minutes for fun. I thought the discordant notes sounded more interesting, but here, I’ve made you a version with just straight up major and minor chords, maybe it’ll be more to your taste: https://goo.gl/iz77k4…

You can’t google abuse statistics and then google crime statistics by demographics?

As a dad, I think the part about telling them “it’s okay not to be okay” is so important. I make a point to have many conversations with my 9 year-old daughter about the expectations certain people will have of her, and how she doesn’t need to give those expectations the time of day. I encourage to her to work hard,…

Obvious comment - we’re more concerned about stopping kids playing pretend guns than we are trying to stop them from getting real guns.

Bro I can take your opinion without the shitting of the Beastie Boys. They are cultural icons and their place in whatever genre of music you want to slap on them is incomparable.

Baby carrots and spinach and stuff come in bags.

There’s a difference between Gboard and the default Google keyboard he was referring to. He was just skimming the details from the default Google keyboard section of the linked “Five Best Android Keyboards” article instead of actually writing about Gboard.

Euthanuba?

Both are linked inline?

That might just be its association with the black trenchcoat mafia and Columbine. Because Keanu Reeves has killed waaaaaaayyy more people in his recent flicks, they’ve come out with, like, 2 Punisher movies and a TV show, a show about a cannibal serial killer, a show where a guy beats two other guys to death on camera…

People may know him as Morpheus, but I’ll always think that his best role was as Jules Winnfield in Pulp Fiction. Classic Fishburne.