Bill Clinton called, he wants his talking point back.

Chapter 1: They can’t say no, if you never stop shouting.

You may recall the story of the time Aziz Ansari made a woman perform oral sex on him without her consent.

How the fuck does “a lot of people who worked on Parks and Rec seem to be assholes” equal “Parks and Rec sucked” to you?

Ah yes, the inevitable Kotaku comment projecting their own insecurities onto a stranger because that person dared to say that they think they are attractive. Same as on every other Dr. Nerdlove post.

Suicide Squad has an Oscar. Your argument is invalid.

I almost want to tell her just to get a new place and move while he’s out one day :\

I mentioned that he needs to pay rent since he’s living with me full-time. He balked saying he’s not using that much electricity, gas, etc.

Anyone else noticing the trend that the women who are coming out to cry about how wrong #MeToo and other campaigns are all tend to be of a certain older age and higher social class?

I think it’s safe to say that the futuristic video phones of yesteryear have finally arrived. Yes, we’ve had Skype for over a decade, but now it’s finally at the place where it’s a standalone device for the masses that even grandma can use.

“hello the owner of this phone Courtney. I am buying an iPad.”

IMO Tommy has been a good sport while Franco seems to be treating him with a lot of disrespect at pretty much every single press outing.

cheep cheep cheep

Sure. Any chance that this Very Important Ceremony(TM) and others like it can have the starch taken out of them? Go nuts.

Deep but harmless. It’s not like he went on stage and said “grab ‘em by the pussy” so I don’t understand the ire.

Yes, I have, and while Black. White people are white-peopling all over the world. It’s not like the racist Europeans came to the U.S. and everyone else stayed in Europe. Racism and anti-Blackness are everywhere.

Everyone, meet Covfefe’s cousin, Spawffn.

wait is hating biden now a thing? I loved biden.