Did u just mansplain labia?

Alanis is SO GOOD at getting her emotions across.

If youre with someone who has a whip then youre not the one giving permission

why would anyone ever want a sexual partner who “just goes along with it.”

Don’t use introvert as the first word. There’s nothing wrong with being introverted, but it shouldn’t be the first thing you mention.

She is NOT Hailee Steinfeld, much to my disbelief.

What the hell is the point of this post?

Until you starin’ at your seed, you can never relate

What on earth was the point of this article? The entire internet is full of people writing articles

My own experience is that every child I know that claimed to be transgender has also changed their mind, as children do.

I am not making excuses for the manager and franchise owner because they clearly did something wrong and unethical here but

No.

You could get yourself killed eating a pink burger if the internal temp isn’t high enough!

What a terrible way to live

You made me feel bad. So now what? Are you happy? I’m depressed. Do you want to push me more? What do you want me to do? You want me to kill myself? What would make you happy?

Thank goodness there’s someone like you, deeply versed in these things, to tell people what they can and cannot do to their body.

In before the influx of people claiming they are to mature to use emojis.

Because 50 year olds don’t have hair?

Doesn’t pretty much every museum on the planet do this?

But look, he’s not a writer, so his version of a Twitter joke is to just kind of… live-comment to Twitter followers with kind of random, unformed thoughts. And fame does that to you—where you think every kind of random, unformed thought is a gem