I am not making excuses for the manager and franchise owner because they clearly did something wrong and unethical here but

No.

You could get yourself killed eating a pink burger if the internal temp isn’t high enough!

What a terrible way to live

You made me feel bad. So now what? Are you happy? I’m depressed. Do you want to push me more? What do you want me to do? You want me to kill myself? What would make you happy?

Thank goodness there’s someone like you, deeply versed in these things, to tell people what they can and cannot do to their body.

In before the influx of people claiming they are to mature to use emojis.

Because 50 year olds don’t have hair?

Doesn’t pretty much every museum on the planet do this?

But look, he’s not a writer, so his version of a Twitter joke is to just kind of… live-comment to Twitter followers with kind of random, unformed thoughts. And fame does that to you—where you think every kind of random, unformed thought is a gem

That makes no sense

Acknowledging that the Maldives are expensive is classist? Are you one of those grad students that speaks like bad post-modern mad libs?

When did we decide to massacre the word “mood”?

How did you miss the 100 red flags in that letter and take it at face value?

What else is he supposed to do? Live his entire life trying to make it up to Lewinsky? Isn’t there a point where people can just move the fuck on? Meanwhile, the entire Lewinsky scandal would be considered a good week for the Trump administration but hey, let’s all keep obsessing about the Clintons.

Or he doesn’t owe you anything, especially on his private time

How does that apply here?

What’s the weather like in Moscow these days?

How is this guy still a member of the Bar?