I didn’t get that it was a joke because I’m used to jokes being funny

Oh please don’t make this a racist thing.

I bet there’s a lot you can’t understand

If you think elderly people dying from mistakes is Darwinism you might want to brush up on your reading.

Keys are inconvenient?

Maybe if she wants to be relevant she could stand for something

Straight men can’t have super intense emotionally bonded friendships with women.

Glover (and we can even throw Jordan Peele in here for now) work in a space that is heavily inspired by the world around him.

We were born and raised in a country where you always, ALWAYS, take your shoes off before entering a residence.

Are you implying that someone would say something unscientific on Facebook?! The nerve! Now if you’ll excuse me I’m off to realign my dog’s joint fluid with magnets.

“Obviously, Dylan Farrow has been living in a world of pain, and if the case has not been properly tried, then it needs to be reopened and go back into court because that’s a place where those things get solved,”

in the age of smartphones allowing for unlimited candid (and more memorable shots) who the hell pays for these things anymore?

Here we are hoping that the famous-for-no-real-reason Caucasian wife of a talented black musician will make him shut up about slavery. Truly this is the darkest timeline.

When I was a kid I thought moving the steering wheel back and forth was how driving worked

Everywhere on the planet

Precision vs accuracy!

That can do an insane amount of damage to the car

She’s not wrong. It’s Schrodinger’s Baby. There is/isn’t a baby in there until you run it over to find out.

Still using two spaces. Come at me.
(Kinja edits it to one! This is war!)

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