Jian Ghomeshi was fired from the CBC in Canada after management viewed a sextape he gave them, thinking it would exonerate him. It showed him choking and hitting a woman, and he thought it made him look good.

What about the person that does good so they can brag in online comments that they did good?

It’s definitely what you implied

her blatant use of dark-skinned emojis makes me uncomfortable

This is the best

You can look up to someone without dressing up as them. I’ve never dressed up in MLK blackface.

if I quit, I owe the company 40 percent of my salary, plus a percentage of the [redacted] years remaining on my contract, plus any bonuses that they’ve paid to me and any reimbursements that they’ve paid to me.

Problem: Selfies distort your face

How is that remotely similar? Are people mandated to date you when you have “medical issues”?

Counterpoint: No.

If you don’t want to be cartoonishly nice, don’t work in the service industry. Work in an office like the rest of us assholes.

I think the level of niceness in places further west seems insincere and suspect.

“It merely points out the irony of someone pushing gun control while wearing the flag of a country that was oppressed by a communist, anti-gun regime. Pretty simple, really.”

Jess Hughes isn’t in QOTSA...

So blow every germ in the room onto your food?

As an adult male you should know it’s not the piss you’re washing off

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Why would you drive a TJ if you wanted to look modern?

But when you’ve never had what everyone tells you is a universal experience for all women, you look for reasons as to how and why.