Smarchy
Smarchy
Smarchy

I don’t ask my loved ones to watch me work. That’s my boss’ job.

Comic Scott actually has an excuse

Are there people who expect their spouses to come to their rec league sports games? That sounds terrible.

Telling someone you are pro seems like an odd way to ‘play’ them.

I don’t want to blow your mind, but the reason people post photos from their adventures/parties/races is because that’s where people take photos.

White people really like imagining racism.

It’s the reason for the ubiquitous fishing shot.

It’s not like you’ve got a huge list of projects at your door.

Most men think this is what sex is.

How do you get down so dirty?? If it is cold enough to need down everything should be covered in snow. If you are frolicking around in sweat and mud you do not need to be wearing down.

Romantic people aren’t allowed to enjoy fiction? Dafuq?

Why was it Google’s responsibility to do anything?

Is Disney in the habit of going after non-profit powerpoint presentations?

He’s saying that the first amendment is the US codification of the right to free speech. What’s not to understand?

Is there science behind any of this?

Yes.

If Avatar: The Last Airbender survived, anything can survive

Nor rape or sexual harassment have any place in our society and should be taken seriously when allegations are made.

Why aren’t there any uggos working at Jezebel?

don’t get butthurt.