I’m going to print this comment on 4-ply super-bleached paper and use it as TP

Am I the only person who doesn’t give a fuck WHY people do horrible shit?

would love to see your debunking data though.

Your kid is 15 and not allowed to use social media? No wonder he’s rebelling.

In his ruling, Judge Moore bemoaned what he described as the lost opportunity to view the monuments suffered by historians and tourists:

How about you chill the fuck out?

This is an oversimplification that implies you can easily determine “calories out”

Try not to overthink the study, people.

“Women on average look for more work-life balance while men have a higher drive for status on average”

You joke, but the placebo effect is pretty important!

You’re kind of person that calls black people racist for daring to talk about racism, aren’t you?

I know right? What kind of terrible person wants to take their head out of the sand and understand the context of their language? Ignorance is bliss!!

Bamboozled is the best word ever!

It remains as asinine as it always was

How are those things even remotely related?

with that being said, we’re not overly restrictive and let her be herself.

Are you having a stroke?

I think this also applies to men who had sex with older women at a young age. Sure, I was 14 and she was 35, but I wanted it. Every 14 year-old does!

Which of these cases are about seduction exactly? Louis CK jacking it into a planter?

it was working-class people who elected Trump