The Canadian version, which I think is only different in colour. It was on sale up here last week.

The Canadian version, which I think is only different in colour. It was on sale up here last week.

I just bought this little dude. He is performing well so far.

I just bought this little dude. He is performing well so far.

You could start a podcast reviewing microphones.

You could start a podcast reviewing microphones.

This is all over my Facebook wall. If your kids are too stupid not to put sticky shit in their hair, don’t buy them toys whose only claim is that they are sticky.

HOT TAKE

If you take the test, it doesn’t just place you in a quadrant. You may indeed be close to the center.

let them wear what they want, dipshit bosses

Ghosting after 3 dates is a douche move. A douche move I have perfected.

How do you know if someone used a midwife? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you...

I think he meant a preQbertal child. Sad days those were.

In cross-examination, prosecutor Steve DeBrota asked if “mild pedophilia” was a term used by other experts (Bradford said it wasn’t), and if it was just a term he invented to “provide scaling to the word pedophilia?” Bradford said it was.

What sort of apocolypse destroys industrial computer architecure but not plastic discs and paper leaflets?

If you pull your music from streaming services, I will totally pay for it separately and not pirate it. Totally.

Do people not understand what a moment of silence is?

I think you know what it’s fate will be...

Do you sign up for YouTube Red (and download YouTube Music,) or Google Play Music (and buy from the Play Store?) You don’t need to decide, because if you pay for one, you get the other for free.

I wish I was rich and dumb

Thank God I am not the only one.

Presidential

Honey?