One can only prioritize death.

How do you open the can without using a sharp instrument to punch steel?

garbanzo beans...

If you can’t punch holes without cutting yourself you are not responsible enough for beans.

The driver in front of her claimed he was hit twice. First by my wife, then again when the other car hit her from behind.

in Michigan, speeding automatically forfeits right-of-way.

When did atheists decide to get into a contest over who are the whiniest bitches with Christian fundamentalists?

Tell that to all the hot young women throwing themselves at me.

Is there a name for the Dawkins/Bil Maher type of asshole ‘progressive’ that seems to be fluorishing these days?

I still call my Aunts and Uncles “aunt” and “uncle” and I’m old

If you’re going to pretend to be fancy, at least get it right

What about ripping TV shows? How easy is it to separate out episodes?

No Ayn Rand?

It would be a shame if something were to happen to the guy before he could be deported.

^ With this guy

Also the implication that people who think kids should be covered up in public means theyre secretly sexualizing the kids is tiresome.

Why is his privacy more important than her right not to be sexualized?

The whole point of this post seems to be that a black man talking about diversity is ‘mansplaining’ because he spent 5 minutes not catering to white ladies.

The whole point of this post was “Quiet down black man, there’s a white woman named Rachel here to explain everything to you.”

Isn’t it a little whitesplainy to shit all over a black man for saying ‘Hey look, we’re getting a bit better at diversity, but there is still room for improvement’ because he isn’t just addressing the issue of gender?