Smarchy

Smarchy

6/15/15

Not soon enough!

6/15/15

Cannot get Uniqlo in Canada :( :( :(

6/15/15

I’ve seen the visible undershirt hate before on other sites and I’ve wondered why the dislike?

6/15/15

Embrace the chest hair! (not literally)

6/15/15

I look forward to the nominations. I only wear (deep) v-neck undershirts, because I think visible undershirts are horrible.

I look forward to the nominations. I only wear (deep) v-neck undershirts, because I think visible undershirts are…

6/15/15

Whatcha doin’ tonight?

6/15/15

I don’t know, I just watched Jurassic World, and you can even run around hunting dinosaurs in heels.

6/12/15

As far as we know, she is an extraordinarily committed liar

6/10/15

But is it a “fetus” if it has been born?

6/9/15

Because pretty is not an accomplishment. It’s like saying “Oh, don’t you have rich parents!”

6/9/15

Yes, actually, we should, because they most likey CANNOT BE PRINCESSES.

6/9/15

I love this. Hi Princess! HOW MUCH GRAIN DO WE NEED TO SET ASIDE FOR THE WINTER? THE TREASURY MUST KNOW!

6/9/15

Freedom’s just another word for...plastic flower crowns.

6/9/15

If this was your online dating profile photo, I would try to marry you.

6/9/15

This is the most whiny, entitled white girl thing I have read in quite some time. Kudos.

6/9/15

I would love to see the side-eye that comes with that.

6/9/15

She did not get what she wanted when she wanted it.

6/9/15

“Wait, you’re telling me what will look tacky on me? Don’t I get to decide that?”

6/8/15

To be fair, now I want to wear a fake baby bump just to fuck with them.

6/8/15

I am a real man, so I just rub the carcass of my prey under my arms to smell like them.