Smarchy

6/8/15

Any deodorant that is not an antiperspirant is useless.

6/8/15

How does alcohol keep your gums healthy? Because I must have some healthy gums.

6/8/15

fish is always cooked best without direct heat.

6/8/15

I am shirtless with a sleeping tiger in the passenger seat of my Audi. Want to make out?

6/8/15

THIS JUST IN: RICH WHITE MAN DOESN’T LIKE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS.

6/5/15

I don’t think cancer is the main reason to avoid alcohol in mouthwash. Alcohol can damage healthy cells, and it dries out your mouth. In essence, it doesn’t really do anything to make your breath better. It just gives you a tingly-feeling placebo effect.

I don’t think cancer is the main reason to avoid alcohol in mouthwash. Alcohol can damage healthy cells, and it…

6/5/15

Yeah, let’s just blow hot, muggy air around. That’ll make us feel cooler.

6/5/15

I’ve found MySMS better than MightyText

6/5/15

Or just use MySMS for free.

6/5/15

“If you watch this video without my consent, then I hope you reflect on your reasons for objectifying me and participating in my rape, for, in that case, you were the one who couldn’t resist the urge to make Ceci N’est Pas Un Viol about what you wanted to make it about: rape.”

6/2/15

Shouldn’t a bro-scientist know that?

6/2/15

EVOO and grill temps? Why not just drink lighter fluid?

6/2/15

Has a kid ever actually been molested by a trans person in a bathroom? if we care about child molestation (and we should!), shouldn’t we be dealing with the situations in which it actually occurs, like casa del Duggar?

6/1/15

Why do people freak out when Instagram deletes/bans these photos? Instagram does not allow photos (artistic or not) of genitals - male or female. Is it dumb? Yeah, but it’s not like you don’t have a hundred other ways to publish your junk online.

6/1/15

IT’S A TRAP!

6/1/15

MAKE UP YOUR MINDS!

6/1/15

was viewed as harassment, which sounds right.

6/1/15

TheraBreath Fresh Breath Oral Rinse. Alcohol-based mouthwash is bad for you. This is the real deal.

5/29/15

I am more than ok with it.

5/27/15

It is Written that all weddings must have at least one dude in black pants, and a baggy bright shirt with a solid-color tie. This bastard couldn’t even get the tie right.