If someone says they are a virgin on reality TV, it must be true.

Is the Ford Flex fun? I really know nothing about it...

Me too!

a woman named Jensy

WHO WOULD PAY FOR THIS?

No man should draw attention to his feet at any time (that is advice, not an order, you do you).

Can someone explain to me how a feminist site can post something that says "[People of a particular gender] should not X"?

Why is this not a pamphlet given to every young boy?

I had fallen in love so many times by the second grade

TIL never to communicate through music. Also, women are cruel (already knew this).

Please don't give Christie Blatchford any attention. She's the closest thing to Canada's Ann Coulter.

Soooo.... I liked The Imitation Game, but... wasn't it just Benedict Cumberbatch and Keira Knightley playing themselves?

The app monitors your sleep

Correction: It's a common practice in Japan, and some policy of greed by Nintendo.

My partner and I are not best friends, not by a long shot. But I can say I'm much more excited to see her at the end of the day than I would a friend!

Sorry, a character becomes a MPDG by being played by Zooey. It cannot be overcome.

When I hear people call their spouse their best friend, I feel like they are trying to convince themself.

So, two independent assholes are responsible for this story? :(:(:(

The crime possibilities! Your honor, clearly there is reasonable doubt as to whether my client did it...

This is the stupidest shit I've read today, but granted, it's only noon.