Drive on any road and the winter and you can see a live comparison.

Six police officers surround the man pulled from the crowd.

Wait, the fucking trees can kill me, too?

Yes.

Is a cake and cuffs all I need? I've been doing this wrong.

You can't count the day that it is.

Toronto is not a part of Canada. We had a vote.

Sitting is for pussies, anyway.

I'm having kind of a down Mansday today. Can someone send me some patriarchy points?

I see women taking up transit space with bags and triple-wide strollers far more often than manspreading. It seems like a made-up thing to me. Half of the 'shaming' photos I see online are of dudes sitting by themselves.

Yeah, people always tell me "Oh, my dog doesn't usually warm up to people, you must be really good with animals." No, sir, they just know I am a sucker.

You can use words however you want, that's your right. But the technical term in the English language, and the legal term are both "child pornography."

Except there is nothing inherent in the word 'pornography' that implies the free will acts of adults.

Yes

You should send your "multiple female friends" his way, then!

No, you're thinking Congresspeople

Damn millennials

Being smug on the Internet is always worth the time.

Too many little dogs...

Trucker being in the left lane when it's clear traffic is going faster and trying to get around.