I'm not going to say that the trucker is clear of responsibility in this wreck, given that the guy looks like he was camping out in the left lane

Can you write an instruction manual? Because I'm *really* bad at it...

One doesn't pick a trail name. The trail name picks you. (I actually have no idea)

Can someone explain to me how kissing can not be cheating?

So what profiles are ok to be left intact?

Don't ask me why I'm white.

Fedora goes here

With that logic we should never do anything to improve our society. You want to invest more in education or health care? WE ALREADY DO BETTER THAN NORTH KOREA, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?

IT SHOULD.

This lengthy blog post did not explain to me why anyone would want to sleep with either Drake or Chris Brown.

You missed a whole lot of pooping

Because she probably didn't want to add another confrontation with a man to her life.

Man, what my mother would have done to me if I did something like that...

Am I a bad person because Kristen Stewart does it for me?

This might help:

Their families say they were hounded out of Norman High by merciless taunting from their classmates about the rapes

Funny, I would have thought being a rapist was the (admittedly slow) catalyst for murdering his career...

Wow, bros dress the same everywhere

I would do this.

I've been wearing flannel forever (because it's comfy and the 90s never ended for me). Recently I grew a lazy beard. Now all my friends make lumbersexual jokes, and the gay ones eye me interestingly.