If you appreciate authority-=disrespectin' and a free and democratic society you're probably not going to BYU...

But the rule on beards I find particularly outdated

I had dealbreakers, but they went out the window when I realized she was hot.

That's maybe the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard.

Who could have seen this coming? Oh wait, everyone!

Can one actually work out 6-8 hours a day? Pretty sure I could damage all my muscles in like 2 hours...

Quick, to the anecdotes!

What's worse? Drinking and driving or hashtagging?

YOLO.

They're cookies, not straw. Geez, learn to read...

You need to go back to biology class.

If you are going to attack someone else's education, learn to write a god-damned English sentence.

Friends! I want to brew a pumpkin beer (yeah, yeah, I know) this weekend. Anyone have awesome recipes?

Gimmee

That could lead to a long history class.

So...they are holding an event in a minority cultural center to try and build a relationship with a minority community. I don't think that's how irony works...

My disappointment is always fancy burger places with crappy buns. Oh, a $15 patty served on a 25 cent bun!

Also, what kid can tell the difference between natural and trimmed chest hair?

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