Ladies, over here...

If you think everyone you date/have dated is 'lower,' than you, you're probably not as up there as you think you are...

Does anyone actually look better as a result of plastic surgery?

Same.

I played around with this last night and got Instagram working. It doesn't seem to work with the touchscreen, only the mouse. Is this the same for other apps? That would seem to make it useless for those with Win8 tablets.

Has anyone run Chrome inside of Chrome yet?

Maybe you are traveling and don't want to take 100 devices.Maybe other human beings have different preferences.

What if they aren't women? Seriously, this seems like something douchebags would do to get even with their enemies.

I know false rape allegations to the police are quite rare. I'm not sure the same goes for false 'code orange' allegations to the Internet. OTOH, I don't really know how else women can warn each other - I've seen how seriously school administrations take the issue.

I'm not sure what world you live in where that happens.

You can make a lot of money with the asshole demographic.

Probably because you nag all the memories out of us - amirite?

Like Mayim Bialik, I still do not know who/what Ariana Grande is. Can I have my Old Card, please?

Which position does the Homecoming Queen play? Man, American football is complicated.

American friends: explain to me how Homecoming Queen is still a thing.

As long as it keeps the Kinja comments coming

So I really am doing everything wrong...

Wow, what a well-thought-out and original argument.

Wait, she's not related to Han?

Is 'awareness' of breast cancer actually an issue? Is there somehow someone out there who is not aware of breast cancer?