New ordinances, yeah you like that, don't you, girl?

I always order the vegetarian meal at banquet places - meetings, weddings, etc. I am not vegetarian, but I find that they put more effort into them than rubber chicken.

Feet are gross. Wear shoes that are comfortable enough that you can keep them on.

No.

She is living the kitty life.

Meh, I gotta be honest, if I had the choice between making millions off my cat and not making millions off my cat, I would choose the millions.

While we're on the subject of science, I still love this article: http://io9.com/5873948/you-ar…

Thank you, Political Science degree ;)

Or, if you find something you disagree with, just accuse the scientists of doing it for money. Everyone knows scientists are just in it for the money.

"We just couldn't believe that after an operation and four days at the vets he comes home and does it again," said Banks, who is slowly but surely running out of thongs.

Not sure I agree. I think when someone says something stupid, people are less likely to correct them if they are hot, so they don't learn as quickly. Young people are stupid, but the ugly ones get over it more quickly ;)

Yeah, I think "finds attractive" and "wants to date" are very different. If I see a 22 year-old online/at the bar/on the street, I will often think "she is pretty/hot/etc." The idea of even going on one date with a 22 year-old, however, is incredibly annoying. Hot young people are almost always annoying.

when I see that they'll only date women 35 and younger I nope out.

Less attractive? Maybe. More tolerable? Definitely. I recently became single and all my friends (of both genders) were all like 'Now you can date/bang all these hot young 20-somethings." Yeah, I would also have to listen to 20-somethings (woooooooo!). No thanks.

Can we get some betting on whether this fine specimen's baby will end up 'on the pole'?

So I just need to be cute, clever, and charming? I think the abs are easier...

I am often tempted to do this when people throw cigarette butts away.

Wait, was that you that made the pH joke? Can I marry you (gender/age/etc. irrelevant)?

Shush, you!

Hey, gurl