Smarchy
Smarchy
Smarchy

Dudes with lip rings are never not sketchy. Consider this your lesson for the day.

You're the one doing dudes with filthy hands...

I assume because everyone got tired of Gawker going on about Uber.

No one cares that you're pregnant, and your pregnant belly is not interesting.

Why would she have to explain it to her kids? I can't remember ever seeing something 'sexy' as a kid and thinking, "I need to talk to my Mom about this"...

For every person I know who had a lot of casual sexual partners because they were confident and sex-positive, I know 20 who did so because they did not value themselves (I'm talking both genders here, I've never bought the argument that casual sex is healthier for one gender). I think the sex-positive parenting

Just like guys who are obsessed with false rape accusations. You know they have raped someone, or come close, and don't want to admit it.

Hey, Gage Friend, that's a pretty unique name. Congrats on having it attached to being a domestic violence supporter for the rest of your life. Good luck!

Ugh, little dogs.

Considering she was parked, 3 feet would definitely be more than 2-3 seconds following distance.

Oh God, I'm old enough that this is relevant.

I had good success with online dating. The people that annoyed me were the ones that put things like "OMG can't believe I'm online dating" in their profile. Oh really, you're too good for this?

A book might've cleared this up, too.

I have physical preferences for age, gender, coloring, and body type. I do not consider myself ageist, sexist, racist, or fat phobic.

You are probably uncomfortable with it because it is true. If you 'prefer' one race over the other, that is literally racism. People might not like calling it racism, but it is. I'm not saying you should force yourself to date someone you're not attracted to, but it is still valuing members of one race over another.

Since she calls is "a Facebook", I don't see us going very far either.

Drake is our attempt at street cred...

Loose seal!

8/10 would bang