I'm disturbed by the lack of the prefix "-ex".

Any Ayn Rand books on his bookshelf

Secret shoppers are the goddamn worst.

That and he honestly enjoyed his meal and wasn't an entitled douchebag. That's a Good Thing.

I don't TRY to do it, but if I have to poop at a guys house (or if he's at mine) I poop. I figure if he can't handle me pooping/knowing that I poop etc he probably doesn't deserve to see me naked.

I was thinking more of Brooks and Jake.

Celebrity Edition!

I support everything in this comment. Fucking Sorkin..

Oh my god, that scene! Every bone in my body knew I was bring emotionally manipulated with a cheesy song and a rousing speech that doesn't actually mean anything. But I'm still sitting the couch, hands clasped to my chest, tears running down my face. Go to hell Sorkin, but please make more TV from there.

When I was 15 I used to steal my parents car in the middle of the night, drive 15 miles through LA to my girlfriend's apartment, where she would sneak up to the roof so as to avoid her ex naval officer father hearing us and subsequently murdering me, and have gross teenager sex until 6am. Then, because my girlfriend…

THIS SHOW!!!!!! I hate it so much do much of the time, but then it makes me fucking care and want everything to work out and I sob every time , every fucking time I watch the sequence about Gabby Giffords to the dumb Coldplay song. EVERY FUCKING TIME.

Sir if you insist on yelling, then I assure you that you will be getting a leading role in my new reality show "Dior meets Door."

Nobody puts Baby on the floor.

"How did all of these anti vax morons never run across anything like that?"

I hesitate to say this, but some coleslaw is not made with mayo.

i saw this and i was like 'wow, that's mean!'

Though she mentions being a member of a non-sanctioned group called the Young Mormon Feminists

OF COURSE YOU CAN'T CHANGE A FUCKING DIAPER IN THE MIDDLE OF A RESTAURANT.

He's just repeating what he said to his wife every day. Until she left and burned the house down for some reason.

Who does he think he is anyway, a monogrammed thermos salesman?!