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I hope that some manager catches up to this trend and sets up the prices so, that they'll produce as many 666-combos as mathematically possible. And then set up a bit more expensive items than just mere gum next to the counter...

"Should I do all five Star Trek captains? Nah, do Sam Beckett in drag instead of Archer, it'll be funnier."

Which explains a lot about Marvel Comics.

Telltale will remember that.

Three rings for the Sporty-kids, under the sky,

THE DEVIL'S CUPCAKE! That is amazing. Where, if I may ask, is your mom from?

I wanted pouffy as you could get... in black. But was shot down. My mom convinced me to tone it down on the layers of frou-frou and color of the dress by saying I looked like the Devil's cupcake. I did see another black gown with less pouff and more lace but by then my mother's withering words and scathing looks had

I've heard that.

i can never forget Dark City. too awesome! #ShellBeach

Best Iain M. Banks tribute ever. Elon Musk tweeted that he's naming two SpaceX droneships after Culture ships in Banks' The Player of Games. One drone ship will be called Just Read The Instructions, and the other will be Of Course I Still Love You. [via Tor.com]

This freaking girl made me cry.

As Commander of the Feline Uprising I am going to wake you up by kneading incessantly on your chest at 4am until you feed me respect your opinion.

I always love it when people blow up about a game they bought on Steam when they clearly didn't even read the whole description on Steam and obviously never thought to google the game before handing over their money. They just get pissed because the game isn't what they thought it would be based on the name and a

I've never seen the problem unless people think steam should hold a higher standard and are personally insulted that they don't. After all you're on the internet buying a digital game. The same internet that lets you look up said game to see if its any good. If you can't bother to do that then its your own damn fault.

Show of hands: who else Googled Mitchum-Humpsterfumper Disease?

Lifeguard for Four Years.