I wouldn’t beat myself up too much over it. I gave them money, too. But, really, could either of us have known how bad Bungie would be? Now that we’ve played the first game and lived through it, yeah. And anyone who bought the second after living through the first, deserves what they get. But I doubt many people did…

Thanks to my Black Friday Xbox One X Project Scorpio Edition (which is ALREADY breaking) and new 55" 4K OLED TV purchase, it’ll be all Xbox games for a rare change. Mostly Gears of War 4 with its glorious HDR and Wolfenstein II with its 4K but no HDR. Oh, and then some amazingly awesome, runs better than I could have…

I’d take this over more Mickey Mouse Marvel or WB DC superhero garbage any day.

Why is this so hard for people? I’ve had franchises I absolutely love that did something I thought was a fuckover (the Uncharted online pass bullshit made me boycott Uncharted 3, for example) and I was done. It’s not that hard and there’s a bunch of other great games that can take the game your boycotting’s place.…

Woah ... you just hit me hard with the nostalgia stick.

It’s not. The reaction to the song — and its lyrics — has been overwhelmingly positive. Eminem may whine about bitches making him feel insecure, but he does it better than anyone else. Stupid bitches bringing Em down to a level below Jesus and forcing his insecurities to a place so high he needs to call in Beyonce as…

Being a human is so awkward.

In other words, it’s not, “In the Game.”

Why would they do this? The Miiverse was so much awesomeness. So, when I turn my Wii U on now, will the little people not come out to greet me and have their conversations? To paraphrase Hannibal, “Did the little people stop running, Luke?”

This. Please. If you want to hire me, I’ll type up a piece of muckraking that will make corporate America blush.

I loved you on that final Ebert show. Really wish that could have somehow continued. That said, I have to agree the only way to handle this is to boycott writing about all Disney movies. Disney has never liked critics (which is why they kept Siskel & Ebert on a short leash by buying their program). You guys not…

No, no, no — it’s clumsily trying to say that owning/buying/playing the Xbox One X is as awesome was watching someone getting hit in the balls. Wow, when I put it that way, that’s even worse.

Counting pizza chains only: Jet’s > Davanni’s > Pizza Hut > Pizza Ranch > Godfathers > your average frozen pizza > Dominoes > Little Caesars > Green Mill > Chuck E Cheese > Papa John’s in last place

I have never been able to figure out why anyone would eat Papa John’s. Even frozen pizza is light years better. There’s not a pizza worse than Papa John’s. School lunch pizza with ranch n’ roach toppings are better than Papa John’s.

People mistake the MPAA’s front mission of rating movies and “protecting society from indecent film” with what it actually is: A lobbying arm of the mega-studio system. The MPAA sucessfully wiped out independent cinema. Now, even the “independent” movies are studio owned. The MPAA spends 99% of its time fighting for…

No one wishes to change the wetness of water. If they do, just heat it up or chill it.

Put a fork in it, Tyler, it’s done. Good riddance.

Was “real hair” actually real hair? If so, we’re getting into Leatherface territory here.

He’s a terrible guy from what I know. The few experiences I’ve had with him have been awful. I’ll leave it there, as they’re not worth reporting on. Can’t say I’m shocked this is happening, though.

Could not have happened to a better bunch of guys. If a fish rots from the head down, the head of that site is as rancid as they come.