THE SUFFERING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fucking loved that game. Even thought the sequel was pretty goddamn awesome. Weird I totally forgot those existed. The only reason more people didn’t play them is because more people didn’t play them. They coulda been huge. Damn, T, you gave me a serious gameplay craving I just got to…

When I bought the PC game, I thought it WAS JSRF. Man, can’t even begin to express my disappointment. JSRF is Empire Strikes Back level perfection.

Was just gonna post the same thing. JSRF and Munch. Those two games made me soooooooo damn happy, but their poor sales numbers made me sooooooo sad/confused. Like to say it was lack of promotion, but Microsoft did lots of advertising for both titles.

Decree: The word “splatfest” and “toilet paper roll” shall never be paired together in a headline again.

RE6 was an awesome game. The control setup — which nearly no one learned — was top of the line. The multiple campaigns was a cool idea and having a couple horror ones was nice. Capcom made a bad mistake not continuing from 6. Doing this hillbilly FPS RE was odd and, to be honest, a big let down.

“They’re still selling like crazy”

I’m not requiring them to do anything. It’s not hard though, the first time you type something in an article to type the meaning next to it, AFAIK (As Far As I Know). Then, the rest of the article you never have to type it again. Simple enough, AIR? It IS taught as something that a journalist must do in the very first…

Letting your readers know what something means (such as AFK) in an article is journalism 101. It takes a single sentence and less than a 30 seconds to do. Sure, they can go look it up, but telling your readers to leave your page and, “Go look it up” is never a good idea. Anyway, I knew what it meant already, but it is…

I knew I felt the world coming to an end a few times earlier.

You’re a Fucking A moron.

I sell T-shirts for The Juicy Cerebellum. I hope no one has said or done anything racist in said shirts, but I couldn’t stop that from happening, could I? The DMCA is a blight on Democracy and consumer rights and should be abolished.

“You have got to draw the line somewhere” isn’t in a corporations vocabulary. The only way to put it there is for gamers to draw said line, but enough of them won’t and so yes, things will just keep getting worse. I drew the line at Destiny 2. When Bungie claimed the first one would be ten years of play, blah blah…

This is genius. If you choose transgender, it should make it easier to get killed. If you choose wealthy, it should have everything unlocked from the start. Choose poor, everything should be behind a paywall. Choose citizen of United States, health packs should be next to impossible to find and the ones you do find…

this PlayStation 4 exclusive is a sequel that no one wanted.

Pretty much everything about this game is perfect.

I initially thought “Take Out” made more sense, but upon thinking about it, if you don’t go in the restaurant first and instead just leave with the food (like through a window, or whatever) you are technically taking the item away. You’re not taking it out, because you were never in. No, no, no, wait a minute — even…

An action hero who, hilariously, fights on the side of Al Qaeda (then known as the Mujahideen) in Rambo III (James Bond also partnered up with them the same year).

Yeah. That didn’t happen.

Games used to be complete. Shell out your 60 bucks, get full game. Now games come piecemeal. It’s a shame.

No. It didn’t. I don’t doubt that guy believes it did, though. False memories — especially when mixed with a victim complex — are powerful things.