The problem is that the ‘once its sorted part’ will likely mean the UK is in shambles because it is no longer economically viable to have as much business there.

You do realize he likely isn’t even remotely serious, and makes jokes and does Trump impersonations all the time, right?

The combination of tariffs and carolinavirus have China exactly where we want them!!! You know the difference between me and Michael Ballaban? I’m more honest and my words are more beautiful. I’m like a wordsmith. I have a 10 year old son as well. And brixat will end up being very good for women. Tremendous for…

I think the more important question for the far larger number of people is “Will I still be able to get parts to make my Chrysler look like a Bentley?”

Well, that’s one way for F1 to push their carbon reduction goals.

But some of the comments are gold:

So deal with the damn dealer, buy a car, check their work, and keep said car for as long as possible so you don’t have to deal with them again anytime soon.

NASCAR is the bloated street whore of racing for money. There is no trick she would turn down for money. Yet, she toddled around town on ol’ timey 15" rims forever. I’m sure rim manufacturers must have been offering her whore-ass big bucks for the business equivalent of unprotected anal sex for years. “drop the lug…

All the NASCAR fans will blame the Democrats for the change.

I don’t have a design, but I have two names:

Drive that sumbitch to work everyday, as is.

That is probably why the seller seems to be so over sensitive to the prospect of people haggling. They know they’ve got a rotten lemon, and hope by saying no haggling with their “seller is uninterested in dealing with lowballers, scammers, dreamers, or time wasters” declaration. They know if people start pulling the…

“Carlos Ghosn has multiple plastic surgery procedures and comes back to lead Nissan as Ohno Nottagin”

I use mine to root for truffles.

This truck is like a four foot penis. Impressive? Sure.

Obama was black.

Please, Trump certainly did not do this just to fuck Obama, have some common sense: he did it to fuck Obama AND all those liberal pussies that dared question him and his brilliant family. 

I assume the "why" is something along the lines of "fuck Obama" and nothing more.

But then, days or weeks later, you realize you are driving around in a 12 year old Chevy Cobalt BY CHOICE and you have an existential breakdown.

That’s because Trump literally recycled the livery from his shitty 90s airline.