Slave2anMG
Slave2anMG
2/14/20
8:42 PM
114

Please, Trump certainly did not do this just to fuck Obama, have some common sense: he did it to fuck Obama AND all those liberal pussies that dared question him and his brilliant family. 

2/13/20
8:48 AM
149

But then, days or weeks later, you realize you are driving around in a 12 year old Chevy Cobalt BY CHOICE and you have an existential breakdown.

2/11/20
5:38 PM
289

The new paint scheme, like the administration itself, perfectly represents modern America: tacky, stupid, greedy and tasteless.

2/10/20
10:09 AM
30

I don’t know why you would expect a large price disparity between the Civic hatchback and Crosstrek. The Crosstrek is just your bog standard slowass Impreza hatchback with some plastic cladding instead of plastic vents and a small lift.

2/6/20
4:35 PM
400

I see Tesla is now doing with their cars what I used to do with my Bumble profiles. See, I’m not technically lying — you see, I used to be a chiseled, rippling mass of 6'4" muscle. Read more

2/6/20
9:20 AM
35

A running, driving 4WD with a reasonably nice interior and zero rust? $2400? NP all day long. Wiggle the connectors, clean up the sensors, hang a diagnostic device on the OBD port, and drive it until it falls apart.

2/4/20
10:37 AM
18

I would pay 10k for my Alfa spider not to have doors. You can’t truly appreciate your life until you have wrestled an Alfa power window regulator.  Imagine a 30-50 year old greasy piece of piano wire that is slowly trying to kill you.

2/4/20
7:19 AM
10

You are like the person with Celiac’s in sea of gluten-free choices. You actually have a need for bug and tall sized vehicle. While many of us simply waste it. Erik’s point still stands, there is a need for some SUVs. Is there a need for all the SUVs you see out there? People don’t always buy what’s practical; it can Read more

2/3/20
11:12 AM
80

A young person liking a Lincoln is the best news Lincoln has heard in 40 years.

1/29/20
1:55 PM
199

One thing I noticed once I saw a few of these in person is that they are incredibly ugly. 

1/29/20
1:54 PM
139

Jesus Christ folks are paying a lot of money to cosplay as outdoorsy!