Slave2anMG
Slave2anMG
11/14/19
8:11 AM
203

Yes, honey, I listed the car. See? That’s what they’re worth, I swear! Now get off my back.

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11/12/19
10:05 AM
143

When I don’t use my blinkers in a BMW, I’m an asshole, but not using them in my Tesla is just a sensible range extension strategy. Read more

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11/12/19
9:03 AM
65

If your super bad-ass car is so fragile and suspect that you have to change the oil at ridiculous intervals and you have to drive it like Miss Daisy, then your super bad-ass car is a hot steaming pile of shit that isn’t worth bothering with.

11/12/19
8:19 AM
137

“LIQUID MOLLY” instead of “LIQUI MOLY” in the ad has to be the absolutely crack-pipiest typo ever!

11/11/19
7:09 PM
2

You bastard! I didn’t expect this. But now that I see it, it’s inevitable. It’s perfect. URA bastard!

11/11/19
3:36 PM
110

I am going to blame the ground crew for not getting the tire pressure correct with a digital gauge on the left main gear causing it to skid.

11/11/19
3:33 PM
5

Over/Under on how long it takes for Trump to use this as evidence for climate change being fake has been set at 4 hours. Place your bets!

8/7/19
5:59 PM
11

As a Chicagoan who flies several times a year, I’ll take Midway over O’hare any day of the week. Read more

8/7/19
4:52 PM
7

Tampa is, hands down, the easiest airport to get in and out of. Restaurants are local and good. Flights are generally on time.  That Miami ranks 12 points higher than Tampa on the full list is a fucking joke.  The Miami airport is awful.  Oh and it’s an endless construction zone.

8/7/19
4:07 PM
24

As for the worst airport, that honor goes to Chicago Midway International Airport” Read more