It’s already had the timing belt done, so you can drive it for a few years as the remaining electrical items fade away to glitchy nothingness and still have a good value. NP!

With felony, you get egg roll...NO SUBSTITUTIONS

He’s A Dim Son...

...then this fuckin’ guy sits down next to around you, like all the way around you. 

FUCK YOU! is a powerful drug that masks all pain.

Cause playing with Brady again is slightly more motivating than playing with Brett Hundley...

Back when I raced my 944 turbo, I redirected it’s headlight sprayers to the intercooler and added a little rubbing alcohol to increase evaporation. (and therefore cooling effect.) I tied it to the accelerator switch behind the throttle pedal, so anytime my foot went all the way to the floor, I’d get a few squirts on…

Unless you drive on dirt roads all the time, it would be useless.

This post is bizarre and wonderful, mostly because its Torshinsky time, but also because there are so many people out there not only filming their cars headlight wipers, but adding music and effects. You’re not alone Jason!

I can’t believe the video cut out the fight between them afterward. The woman who didn’t fall down tried to poke one of the other women in the eye, but she put a vertical hand up between her eyes and blocked it. The first woman then stuck her fingers up the other two’s nostrils and dragged them off the pitch.

“I’m fine guys. I told you, the concussion water works!”

brain damage and protests won’t be the death of the NFL.

Nope. They wouldn’t let him in years ago because he was such a loser. Certainly not gonna do it now.

Rich greedy assholes bickering over how to distribute shitloads of money that they and their children will never live long enough to spend.

A pretty good shot from Fara.... way.

Seems like a concept they should be comfortable with seeing as how Priority has many I’s and no U’s.

The charitable response that comes to mind is that he’s an old man that’s growing senile that still thinks the world is the way it was 30-40 years ago.

Toyota announced just a FEW MONTHS ago that it was enlarging its Georgetown, KY plant (thats the USA right?) and formed a joint venture to build a new plant with Mazda

He’s like my brother-in-law who constantly ragged on his neighbor for owning a Toyota truck and Camry (or in his parlance, “jap shit”) until the neighbor pulled him over one day and showed him the tags inside the doors of the vehicles that showed the US points of manufacture.