I’d buy his innocence if he didn’t have a long history of supporting hateful political causes.

Wow, it’s almost like the protests, like the national anthem itself, have nothing to do with the troops and everything to do with the dehumanization of black people. Who knew!

God forbid our entertainment gets too entertaining.

You might want to cut the ref that threw that flag some slack. Just imagine how it must feel working an entire football game with a stick up your ass. And, as is self-evident, a sharply pointed one, at that.

Well you know the old saying, Old Rich White Guys are Racist Assholes.

This is silly. Everyone knows who actually paid Oswald to do the shooting...

[inside massive warehouse]

And you wonder why sometimes black NFL players make allusions to slavery when it comes to doing business with the all-white NFL owners.

“We can’t have the inmates running the prison,” McNair said.

Isn’t Mike Pence from Indiana? I’m not sure anything in Indiana could be described as adequate.

The fans are just exercising the free speech rights that their ancestors ensured by losing wars.

Whatever. Woodpeckers are assholes.

It seems like it’s time for a mass ungreying like they do every once in a while. I don’t comment here as often anymore because it’s the same people with the same kinds of comments and you can’t get out of the greys unless you respond to someone who is already in the black.

Co-Anchor: Oh wow! Haha seems like Natalie’s having a hard time with that chip! Hahahaha. Hang in there Natalie!

Get a load of this snitch!

So instead of throwing my package on the front porch they can now launch it across my living room? Fuckin. A.

What’s odd is that NBC goes to great lengths to market watching the Premier League as some greatness Anglophile absorption of English culture. As epitomised by that ridiculous commercial of two over-the-top Mancunian accented United and City supporters calling each other “muppets.” It’s all pints and princes when it…

Because I’m a dick. Welcome to Deadspin for the first time.

Lucky for the NHL, I wasn’t going to watch it anyway. Along with most of the rest of America.

“It’s Honda power for you from now on, kid.”