I hate that you’re right!!

That explains the gift baskets.

The kid in me wants to make a joke about this, but the adult in me knows this is serious and I hope for the best for Jonathan Martin, and his family.

D'oh!

"The Closed Cockpit", also known as my wife’s vagina.

Unsure of good side, parts in the middle.

+1 for being the only funny Giants fan.

Not a blown leaf:

Is this an epidemic? Josh Duggar bitched about the same thing.

That's interesting, I didn't know that. I thought they were all the same. I'm echoing the sentiment of Vin Scully who never complains, except to complain about calling this the "foul pole". Thanks for the link.

Comparing Lebron to a “blunt instrument” is the best analogy for him that I’ve heard to date. Go ahead and take this opportunity to leave on a high note. You’ve earned it.

So when the ball hits the foul pole, it's a fair ball? That make about as much sense as Charlie Chaplin taking 3rd place in a Charlie Chaplin look-a-like contest.

Good point! And maybe that’s why the Kobe contract pisses me off. Because of the salary cap, they handcuffed themselves to make any improvements. In baseball, teams like the Yankees and Dodgers can do this without compromising their roster. Tulo is obviously the better player today, but Jeter is a legend and it's…

This is also known as the Kobe Bryant "Thanks for all you did, here's a dumpster full of cash to just stick around and retire with the same organization you've been with your whole career, because people still pay just to see you in uniform" contract.

Finally, the Dodgers got some much needed bullpen arms.

Of course they are.

Baylor Football You Haven’t Heard About

He went full retard. Never go full retard.

You know you're a sorry ass Jet if you still have to pay for plane ticket.

I've lost all faith in humanity.