yeah, because playing the in the East versus playing in the West is the same fucking thing.

There’s no shame in going to Duke. The world needs ditchdiggers, too.

Kyrie Irving to Paris Saint Germain.

Let’s not forget Andrew Bynum 2:2 - “and by the 7th game he was tired, so he decided to rest...indefinitely.”

Especially on a hot day.

“Floyd’s an unapologetic abuser of women and the Internal Revenue Service, while Conor is a racist dipshit”

This took me entirely too long to make.

I, for one, am amazed that a security guard who wears wristbands would take his job a little too seriously and take a ball away from a kid.

I’m at the Pizza Hut.

“There were a grand total of zero immaculate innings between Lefty Grove’s on September 27th, 1928 and Billy Hoeft’s on September 7th, 1953.”

Careful now. Haggis is the food of the gods.

A warrior, actually.

If it’s a 48 game series where the Jazz only have to win 4, yes.

I’m 39 years old. I tried marijuana for the first time two years ago when I was in Colorado. I’ve never been against it—but having long been a beer guy I just never figured it was my “thing.”

Yeah...2 feet off the plate from 200 feet away at 90+ MPH, after picking up the ball at a full run...you’re right, his accuracy if for shit.

get photographed in an alley doing something unmentionable,

I can’t believe I’m commenting on a post about Stephen fuckin’ A. Smith.

Like you said, “a couple” did it. You realize there are millions of Dodger fans, right?

A long, productive relationship with revered icons of the game helps promote a likeable image. Not many clubs can point to associations with guys like Scully, Robinson, Koufax, Campanella, etc, etc. Other clubs have icons, of course, but the Dodgers’ have more of an overall sense of likeability.