Michael Olowokandi, Greg Ostertag, Brad Miller

Unrelated to this story, but why doesn’t Deadspin post all comments? It only shows 2 when clearly there are 23 comments in the community. Even when I click on Pending (cuz I’m pretty crazy like that to see unapproved comments) it only shows a couple comments still. The good commentators are the best part of your…

Don’t Panic? I think you misspelled Don’t Give A Shit?

What are you talking about?!?! They’ll bomb out in the NLCS!

- When in Boston, do as the Bostonians

Clearly you’ve never watched Rocky fight. Clearly.

I don’t know. This team has been offensive for years, while the front office has been nothing but defensive.

I watched his special on 60 Minutes a couple years back and had to turn it off to rid of the feeling of electricity running straight through my gonads up to my spine. Why? Crazy Fuck!

Where does this dipshit rank? Chuck the Condor, not the rich fat white guy.

GM speak at it's finest!!!

This guy is the greatest player ever to play. Hands down! And I am NOT a fan of Jabroni, but this statement exhibits truth while being funny af.

God damn you +1

No he is not. R.C. Buford is and he’s really good, obviously.

“would get in the way of them being students first and foremost, and athletes second.”

I use to think Shaq was the worst on that show. Then they brought in Garnett for the Area 21 segment. He is much, much worse than Shaq. Always looking like he’s getting ready to eat ass.

Oh this line would be Heaven to the shit-kickin’ redneck that is Madison Bumgarner.

“had his hands around her neck and dragged her down some stairs.”

even-keeled as Kershaw???? Have you ever read an article on this guy or heard give an interview? He’s about as even-keeled as a great white in a pool of blood and is as intense of an athlete that I’ve witnessed in my 42 years.

Tennis matches are nothing bu

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