The Clippers Were Once So Bad, They Made A Player Suicidal

Tom Brady Threw Those Pool Ball-Deflating Jamokes Under The Bus

This explains why the rosin bag went missing and his right hand was coated with pine tar.

Spurs!

HA! +#2

The roster is a giant bag of dicks!

This guy is no Kershaw when it come to being a class act.

As a lifelong Dodger fan who has taken his lumps during the McCourt debacle, the Fox years and the insufferable Angels fan base who felt entitled to behave like petulant fucktards after winning ONE World Series - I cannot be happier. I really hope Hamilton gets his life back together to be a thorn in Arte's chubby…

+1 for providing image of Goodell fingering his bellybutton. This will get me through my 40's.

The Fat Jewish - Zero Fucks Given

+ 1 top hat for making me laugh on this shitty Tuesday.

"An Absolute Shit Show": Tales From Wrigley Field

Sooooo, Anthony Davis' eyebrows have a statue called the Oscar Robertson Award??

Ah fuck!!

Religion is the absolute worst.

No Reservation

I'm going to go out on a limb and assume you're the "I had one home room in high school" kid.

Sadly, that's the age we live in. Ordering white beans at Wahoos in lieu of the standard black beans would be considered racist by someone, somewhere.

You had me at "Diarrhea man Colin Cowherd"

I'm starting to see why St Louis doesn't have a basketball team.