She's freaking gorgeous.

Jessica is the BEST. Hiring her was an excellent decision and I'm glad she's finding success on the Daily Show with apt sociopolitical commentary and also thriving in other opportunities!

Appel is forgetting one important thing, Ravens fans have more integrity than most other fan bases. They would NEVER forgive such an act from one of their players.

Listen lady, we burned down all of Toronto at the same time.

Well, as a Canadian you would be the expert on the flavor of American buttholes.

Should be a great game on Friday. Hopefully Canada doesn't have to cheat to win this time.

So she's quickly adapted from being visibly disappointed and disgusted, to throwing in the towel, giving up, and faking satisfaction. That's nothing new. Every woman I've ever slept with does that.

Geez. If Bayern is capable of crushing the best teams in the EPL, I can only imagine what they're going to do against Arsenal.

I happen to think your spelling of ridiculous is ridiculous.

"The apple in Snow White is red and has a proud tradition, so just shut up."

"That wouldn't stop me."

This is Larry Duncan and his sister Pamela Johnson (Duncan). Their dad was a lifelong Gopher's fan with season tickets for 40 years until he passed a few years ago. Larry and Pam decided they would continue his legacy by taking over his season tickets and they haven't missed a home game yet. One of their first games…

Unfortunately for me, I didn't tie Madoffs Mets.

I'll take Whitest Names I Can Think Of for $800, Alex.

Why is this news? Pussy Riot has been fighting the glass ceiling for a long time now.

Dude. It's happening.

boy will they be disappointed when they can't respawn