Said immediately after deliberately causing a crash that got him first place for the year, in response to people asking why he picked a line that caused the crash. Behold his field, barren of fucks.

HOLY SHIT! REALLY? FUCK, WHO KNEW? I GUESS THAT MEANS NO BASEBALL FANS EVER TALK ABOUT NL STRATEGY WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY RIP ON THINGS LIKE THIS.

See what happens when some Glory Boy doesn’t understand the history of the situation and instead tries to make the game all about him by daring to get on base??

It’s so painful to watch a team not account for what the other team is showing them.

I enjoy how people fap over strategy in NL baseball (OMG, it’s a DOUBLE SHIFT. I AM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND HERE), and get mad when teams do something that anybody in any other sport would do.

The Twins batter would have politely bunted directly into the shift and stood at home plate not attempting to advance to first while the Orioles completed the force out. Because that’s the unwritten rule!

Ya know, at the start of the game, BOTH pitchers are working on perfect games. It really is rude of any batter to try to get a hit in that situation.

“If it’s ok to shift with a 7-run lead, then it’s definitely ok to bunt.”

“Michael B. Jordan needs to be a star.”

I was with you.... right until you badmouthed Andy Serkis.

Excuse me sir. you dropped your mic. do you need it back.? For later when you’re called upon again to deliver accurate and credible information. And, also... have a star.

If he meant B-52, then he is still a moron. The B-52s are strategic bombers, and we certainly aren’t fighter jets. Norway wouldn’t want them and we aren’t selling (no other country in the world operates the B-52). We also have a very limited number we can posses under treaties with Russia, so we’d be at a disadvantage…

PRESS F TO BE PRESIDENTIAL

I can’t stand Trump, but if he got us producing Vic Viper’s, I would have to give him props for that.

Is it possible that North Korea and South Korea looked across the Pacific and said to each other “we better work this out because that motherfucker is BONKERS”

Saying that Winnipeg is more fun and entertaining than Grand Forks, North Dakota, isn’t exactly the highest bar to clear.

annual average of 2,353 hours of sunshine

As for temperatures, Braun’s home city of Minneapolis is much the same as Winnipeg.

I give it an “F” too, followed by an “uck LaVar Ball.”