MUH FREEDUMS!

Freedom of speech does not apply in this situation.

Oh god, don't even entertain the notion. People might get comfortable with sex.

If I said that to my Xbox and it did not play a Dr Dre song, I would consider that a bug.

But...Netflix, on default, auto-skips to the next episode anyway. Unless you can't handle the abject horror of 10 seconds of credits.

So a site informing people on the different consoles while talking about what games will likely be coming to them is a bad thing?

Subliminal messages on the Slovak jersey? Are we sure this isn't the work of Satan?

As a person with a disability, I'd just point out that while the odds of your child having one are actually decent, that doesn't mean nearly as much as you think it does. There's kind of this idea that there are "healthy babies" with no issues at all, and then there are "disabled babies" who are doomed to short,…

Or "There's already a video of JFK giving head to Jackie."

I really should have gone with "Actually, filming a Kennedy shooting wasn't that hard."

Back in Kennedy's day, you would have had to set up lighting and hold a 5,000-lb. Panovision camera over your shoulder and it would have been a whole THING.

This is why Art Direction is so much more important than shaders and and other rendering tech.

I imagine people care because when deciding which console to spend $400-500 on, one important question is "which of these will have the best-performing multiplatform games in 5 years?"

So Spring 2014 is when I buy a PS4. Gotcha.

Here ya go!

Tonight, Bobby Valentine is considering some sort of combination of fried chicken, auto ashphyxiation and box cutter to his throat.

But the Spanish Flu...

Did I see a World Championship banner being lifted for the Warriors?

The most accurate part of this video, I think, is Rose's 70 coming against the Knicks.

Will users standing too near the disc tray be killed by passersby shouting "Xbox, Eject"?