As a former NYC resident, I'm always amused by the lack of knowledge people have about the biggest city in the country, even natives. For instance, when I lived there, I remember multiple people trying to convince me that Staten Island was a borough.

I am Team Piz. Because when I love a TV character I tend to think of them as my friends. I want my friends to date people who are kind, funny, level-headed, and have things in common with them. I do NOT want my friends to date people who are violent and volatile, even if they smolder when they punch stuff and/or…

Was it The Miracle of Life? I think every student, male and female, vowed never to have children and possibly to never have sex the day we saw that video. Oh, for those innocent days when we passed around the fake breast and testicle to practice checking for lumps!

Yep, this is why as a die-hard Niners fan, I loved T.O. ... oh wait, I didn't love T.O, I hated him ... what were we talking about again?

Was it a Nova video? Cause I think I watched the same video 10 years ago when I was in high school.

The idea of having every conference champion plus six at-larges makes far too much sense for the NCAA to consider. They will realize in due time how horrendously flawed a four-team playoff will be.

It's fiction. Different rules apply than in real life. Team Logan.

DANCE MIX!!

When I was in high school, a couple of years ago, we saw the birth videotape. It was literally a tape from 1990, and holy full bush full of blood full frontal baby emergence no no no. Wrap it up because I want none of that. That baby would be older than I am and I wonder if he knows how many people have seen his balls.

Well you need to do something at bible camp.

I wanted Veronica to be with Logan. And I wanted to bang Piz. Basically, I'm TEAM ME.

I assume Piz fans are girls with high self-esteem and strong sense of their self-worth (but who aren't too particular about guys with dopey hair). Soooo.....they probably read books or go on a lot of hikes or something like that instead of watching a lot of TV. Which leaves on Team Logan!

I hate myself for it, but team Logan forever. It speaks to the amazing nature of this show that I root for the guy behind bum fights.

HEY FUCK YOU ASSHOLE.

Pretty sure I just got diabetes for how sweet and adorable this girl is.

That's what you call a Nguyen Nguyen scenario.

You backhand all of your friends? I'm guessing that's cut down dramatically on the rate of out-of-town visits.

"I like it!"