Yeah, and his "restroom" probably has a sign that reads "4th quarter."

No no, he was still watching. It's just that his mind couldn't comprehend the concept of a big 4th-quarter performance.

It's not the aeroplane flying over your head making that "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH" sound.

well he won't be going up against Paterno then.

While it is a bit stupid that one was explained in a "making off".

Apparently in the original script there would be some sort of dream like underwater segments when Ethan had his blackouts and he was supposed to be connected with the mind of the killer (explaining why he woke up with an origami in his hand).
But rather…

My husband wants us to have another kid so that if it's a boy, "we" can name him Hannibal Horatio H-lastname. He also really likes Augustus. So, please: leave some of that birth control for me.

I gave my husband a couple rules when we were brainstorming baby names: no diacritical marks and nothing that sounds like a D&D character. Because he kept coming back to me with like, Stormageddon Dark Lord of All.

My husband told me that if we ever have a son, he wants to name him Optimus Prime. *takes all the birth control*

My guess is this hunk of handsome man

Jeez. Probably time to pull the plug on this Schiavo guy.

Sing us a song, you're the Schiano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for some misery
And you've got us feeling like shite

Media Resents Schiano Accomplishments

If Bulls make it the finals will be either 25 or 6-2-4.

First order of business for new commissioner: Correct the umpire error on the field and give Armando Gallaraga his perfect game. You adjust two batting averages by microscopic margins, the score stays the same, and that's it. Let's stop with this horseshit. I'm not even a Tigers fan. I'm a Yankees fan. The guy isn't…

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I regularly shoot anything that moves in my household with a Nerf gun that comes equipped with a 35 round drum mag. I'm a god-damn menace.

Well they showed Carmello Anthony taking a terrible shot, so that's accurate at least.

MGS is probably the only series I have never seen a single glitch. Something is fishy about this video.

EKANS? EKAAANS!? EKAAAAAANSSSS!!!!!!

I see you, 2010 Twihard moms.