With every passing year I just grow more and more terrified of Black Friday.
People acting like animals, no regards for their fellow man. Injuries, maiming.

I'm terrified guys, terrified. If I ever visit the US during a Black Friday, I'm staying the fuck in a hotel o__o

When do Nintendo First Party titles EVER come down in price?

what's a Wii U?

Phrasing. I've found if I say something along the lines of "I think you fell into the Sar... Chasm" it goes over a bit better.

What I thought was a breeze was actually the wind left in the wake of this rocketing over everyone's head...

May i suggest you try giving it a blow job ;)

He's a Dalek. Have you ever tried using a plunger to hold a screwdriver? :P

Yeah how are we going to find a screwdriver with X, square, circle and triangle on it?

You're right. It should have read, "Some of the Braves fans, but not all of the Braves fans, just some of the Braves fans who commented on the Facebook fan page (the official Facebook fan page, that is, there could be other Braves fan pages) did not respond well. To be clear, not every single Braves fan commented on…

The Twins page is almost entirely pro LGBT.

Minus the likelihood of ever actually winning a tournament. There's not a ton of talent there, and they'd get picked apart if they got out of the group stage. A solid defense and well-structured team will get you to a certain point, but eventually you need to do more, and do it consistently.

Gay marriage is legal in New York.

You're being entirely too rational and making too much sense. Cut it out.

Didnt Jesus stop people from bullying the prostitute? (Mary Mag')...Even if you are against homosexuality you can still support the fight against bullying homosexuals. Seems like the Christian thing to do.

It takes a Village, People.

According to the Soccer Power Index, the United States is tied with France at 12. If you step back and think about that in perspective, I'd say that's a pretty solid accomplishment.

LA LA LA NOT LISTENING NOT LISTENING LA LA LA SWITZERLAND PORTUGAL AND THE FAROE ISLANDS PLZ LA LA LA

"Steady at 13? I don't see what's so bad about that."

The Soccer Power Index has the following seeds:

"I will present myself as an example that it’s possible to have fun without being drunk."