Guarantee that Rousey double shank legs Coerria right off of a rear choke helix. If Coerria lasts through all of that, I’d be surprised if Rousey doesn’t immediately force a Janckman’s Plexus on her and shatter her buttonhook. Coerria’s only shot is a quick, accurate Miranda’s Reversal into a hog-nosed bat tap. Once…

Would you settle for Prince Fielder eating a pie?

I was at the match - amazing and friendly atmosphere at the stadium, the Dutch fans were even singing the U.S. national anthem. It was evident that the U.S. was happy to sit back and counter while the Netherlands stroked the ball around and generally behaved like the confident hosts they had every right to feel like.…

So, still "Sex and the City, for Men" then?

Could there be a worse decision in a redemption piece than to declare your kinship with renowned lunatic Ayn Rand?

Jack White, what a gentleman. Taking his cues from Derek Jeter, I see.

"A, A, A, A, A ... X — fuck, NO, I MEANT A."

Vincent Kompany playing FIFA 15

I mean, at least they were not driving? And in France?

i'm having a hard time understanding what i'm seeing here, why aren't these policemen killing anyone?

I'm relieved Ol' Timer Billy Slater isn't alive to witness this debacle.

MOAR MUTTON BUSTIN'!!!!!

While you argued over the color of a dress, 500 cats died of feline leukemia.

Macário: [is punched into another dimension]

"How could you let that guy in the building?" - Assistant Manager, Red Lobster

Worth noting two things:

Silly that Henderson thought he should take the penalty anyway. Doesn't matter if you are captain or not. The best player from the spot should take the penalties and that is clearly Balotelli.

The cow is perfectly fine. He was checked out on the sidelines and was back in the next series.

He has almost certainly done more damage to his HOF chances than Shaper did by being a rapist. Because the football media is a bunch of self important jackanapes.

2014: NFL suspends Gordon 10 games

Looks just like Milo in THE MASK after he puts the mask on