I think that’s why I got tired of all the superhero movies, or at least, why my favorite ones are more about the personal grudges. When you constantly have to escalate, eventually a world ending disaster is just another thing. It’s cool to have a story that can stand alone and doesn’t need to introduce the next guy or…

Man. High stakes ass sushi. If the nigiri is bad, you DIE

Well, because an employer is allowed to make a decision about if that person is helpful or harmful in that environment regardless. The NFL is obviously a little different from most places given their high profile. I think though, that an employer would definitely be well within its rights to say that even though…

Fucking shit. 

Weren’t lightsabers already like switchblades? 

Hey fuck off buddy. I was in ‘Nam.

In uh... in 2009. I rode a scooter a lot. 

Given the fact that it’s Garth Ennis? I’m gonna guess way more rapey and a lot more violent. 

I’m happy for Pulisic and all but jesus christ that Pedro goal is goddamn pornography. 

A few days before OBJ got traded to the Browns, I had a goddamn psychic friend moment.

I dreamed that OBJ got traded to the Browns, and that he and Baker Mayfield instantly clicked. Like they immediately had the chemistry that was so forced onto that (admittedly excellent) commercial of OBJ and Eli doing the Dirty…

Outstanding.

What does that mean to you? I kinda think that QT’s “form” is that every movie can be boiled down to “violent act, cool character explains why he is cool to another character who may also be cool but is also just as likely to be come the victim of next violent act, feet, repeat with music”

For me, Tarantino is like Winnie the Pooh. I grew up and he didn’t.

When I was like, 13-19, and ridiculously over the top violent action scenes were good reasons to go to the movies, you couldn’t go wrong with Tarantino. When I was that age, if I had an idea that I thought was cool or original, I could never quite…

I think you mean Eli Motherfucking Manning, which I started typing as a joke but now I think would be t he most legit casting in the history of movies.

What a play! As a relatively casual soccer fan, that header to get the ball over was so impressive to me. I don’t get to watch a lot of soccer, so I dunno how standard that kind of headed pass is, but it gave her just enough space to get to the ball with speed. Then probably my favorite part is that after delivering…

I kind of hope he never finishes the books. I hope he lives for a long time, and just does his thing for the rest of his life and the rest of this series never concludes. That way, I could just listen patiently to people screeching that he needs to finish their favorite book series before he dies, repeat to them what…

Could be that they all just wanted to go the fuck home. They got dragged around the world based on the leadership of one person. They fought in the open and in occupied cities, then they were taken across the ocean to fight in the cold against a freakin zombie army, before marching south and committing atrocities at…

Good god.

Eakin hit was 2 at most. The refs clearly did not think it was even worth a penalty, and only called it when they saw Pavs leaking out of his head. What is your reasoning for saying it is a minimum of 4? The only penalty that comes with an automatic extra two for blood is a high stick, and the contact that…

Blues screwed, blues screwed! We gotta find another paw print, that’s a second clue! Put it past the goalie cuz the blues screwed, blues screwed!

Pod will be king. Drogon’s gonna be like, “Dany you CRAY! Pod’s the true motherfucker and Imma dracarry dat dick all across the seven kingdoms!”

I have taken too much cold medicine and I feel like I dreamed the whole season what happened

I can just imagine the meeting when they decided that offsides calls should be plays that coaches can challenge. You know that there was a guy there who was like, “Yeah! Imagine if there’s a guy who is changing on the opposite side of the ice and it’s not totally clear if his skate is on the line or not, and beyond…