BRING IT ON! I WILL DIE ON THE HILL OF STEELY DAN SUCKING SHIT

He looks like every apprentice Plumber I’ve ever seen my main guy bring around on jobs to yell at in Polish.

The Blue Jackets are right where everyone thinks they should be...now play the damn games.

Sorry, Edmonton anywhere other than the junk heap is inexcusable. They were getting slammed yesterday for not picking up any of Sprong or Bartschi or Ho Sang on waivers because despite neither of those guys being all that great they’re still almost undoubtedly better than any winger Edmonton has on their roster at the…

Spaghetti should be No. 1.

Tired of all these primadonnas complaining about not getting to play with what they want. Well boohoo snowflake, there are millions of people who would gladly take your place and play for nothing. What happened to being a MAN and playing football in nothing but a leather shell? That’s real FOOTBALL. You go out there…

A few days before OBJ got traded to the Browns, I had a goddamn psychic friend moment.

I dreamed that OBJ got traded to the Browns, and that he and Baker Mayfield instantly clicked. Like they immediately had the chemistry that was so forced onto that (admittedly excellent) commercial of OBJ and Eli doing the Dirty…

Christ, leave it to a Cardinals fan to make Tulowitzki’s retirement all about them.

me be rich someday like good owners. me not care about team have good players only care make ‘smart’ decision. me play fantasy football me smart like gm. me crypto racist. me hate players. oo-oo.

What a play! As a relatively casual soccer fan, that header to get the ball over was so impressive to me. I don’t get to watch a lot of soccer, so I dunno how standard that kind of headed pass is, but it gave her just enough space to get to the ball with speed. Then probably my favorite part is that after delivering…

The St. Louis Cardinals called, and out of appreciation for your continued support and advocacy of “The Right Way” to play sports ball, would like to offer you an (unpaid) opportunity to help teach others the error or their ways.

I used to be lukewarm on Heath, but her absolute aggression is incredible to watch and the fact that she just walks around practice trying to nutmeg unsuspecting teammates and coaches is hilarious.

Barry comes with a Hall of Fame, Stories will be told, Songs will be sung, level tweet

Jokic would float along the surface, like a delicious doughy cloud of puff pastry.

His tunnel boring machine must have hit a major breakthrough, given the rate at which he is digging himself in a hole.

Nggggh

Holy shit, I just caught the face the destroyee makes at Kroos as he’s going down.  That’s a look of pure hatred and betrayal, as if to say, “We’re both men, how could you possibly do this to me?”

I always buy the good stuff, but anyone who actually voices a hot dog preference can get the fuck outta my cookout.