I'm just here so I won't get unionized.

The attorney included it because, no matter what, the defense is going to try to claim that she is promiscuous as part of their defense. That being said, I hope someone sits this girl down and earnestly explains to her that this isn't how she lost her virginity - she still has that to give to whomever she chooses.

The girl, identified in the suit by the initials A.S., was 14 years old, a freshman, and a virgin.

"Oh wow. Must suck for the offense when the league makes an arbitrary rule that makes your job that much harder. (wanking motion)"- Every defender in the league.

As a lifelong Seahawk fan, it's always fun to see Manning looking like he just walked in on his wife being double teamed by Rosie O'Donnell and Richard Simmons. I can't wait to have a game day free of Manning singing into a chicken parmesan sandwich, and then the horrifying sound of him consuming it over a sink.

I wouldn't call 26-46 for 211 yards "well above average".

"Hardin County Sheriff John Ward said those who go into law enforcement typically do it because they have a desire to shoot minorities...

When FSU got down early, my brother, who was rooting for FSU, said Jameis Winston had the Ducks right where he wanted them.

Tallahassee Police Department say Winston didn't fumble.

Clausen getting speared in the head may put the Bears offense in a real pickle.

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This is the second Screamer post I've clicked on today where the goal video isn't working for one reason or another anymore. Get it together dudes.

The people threatening them are the worst kind of ignorant ass holes.

I'm amazed by the fact that the propability of a skater scoring rises seemingly significantly, when he absolutely has to score, not by the fact that goalies got the advantage in penalty shots (that's why I compared the shooters to the keepers in soccer, who enjoy a similar disadvantage).

I'm always amazed at the sudden death penalty shot in hockey (or conversely the penalty save in soccer). The scoring rate in the first three relatively pressurefree shots is, what, around one in three (and about 20% of penalty attempts in shootouts are saved)?

"4" should be "Four".
"really?" should be capitalized.
Your first two sentences are fragments.
"you" should be capitalized.
"4" should be "four".
There should be a comma after "sentences".
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CENTENO PUNCHED HIM SO HARD HE MADE HIM PUNCH HIMSELF IN THE BALLS. THAT IS THE ULTIMATE PUNCH.

But that's the thing. It's not "anti-police." It's "anti-police who shoot unarmed, unthreatening, surrendering black men." Now, you may think, based on the evidence you know of, that Michael Brown was not surrendering. But obviously these guys, based on the evidence, do. They're entitled to that opinion. …

I've been to both. WVU fans like to throw zip lock bags of piss and fecal matter at opposing fans. Semi-pro (not even top level) soccer fans light the stadium on fire and trample people.